"Over the break I’ve decided to assign some —"
"There’s one minute left so sit down and solve this —"
"I don’t care if you have three tests tomorrow, it’s not my job to —"
take four years of spanish so you can speak spanish at a 3 year old level
Oh no! there’s a sixteenth of an inch. shit man
EVERYONE GET INDOORS! THERE’S A BLIZZARD
Of course Brad Pitt helped hand out plates and napkins. Dude’s got 47 kids.
Holy shit this is cute
I used to have a squirrel that did this! I named her Noodles and she brought by a bunch of other squirrel’s and they’d eat of my hand/knock on my front door for food. So cute, I hope she lived a good squirrel life.
the police officer looks down at his tummy and says “you are under a vest” and giggles to himself